404: Well, This Is Awkward…
You broke the internet.
Or we did.
Honestly? With how life’s been going, it could be either of us.
LIFE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
Error 404: Page ran away—probably on purpose.
This is a Paragraph Font
What you’re looking for is not here.
It might’ve quit, packed a bag, and is halfway to Mexico by now.
Respectfully… same.
But don’t panic — this is just a digital pothole.
A glitch in the Matrix.
A perfectly on-brand moment to sigh loudly and mutter, “Of course this would happen today.”
You always have options when staring at a crossroads.
Go home—like the page that ghosted you.
Try the navigation bar—it’s probably more reliable than your last situationship.
And hey…
If you feel personally attacked by this error page, take a breath.
You’re doing great.
The universe is just being a troll again.
Life is f*cking hard.
Finding the page you want shouldn’t be.
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